F*ck It

I'm the lucky owner of my own Fuck Death mug. But I have to wait for my birthday to get it. 15 days and counting. I can just imagine the hilarity of drinking my morning coffee with it. The strange looks I'll get and I'll be like, "What? What? Don't you want to live forever?" Grim Reaper this bitches. I guess this now makes me an official supporter of the Fuck Death Foundation or FDF for short. Because Forever Young is a lifestyle and not just a song.