That's not a beard. This is a beard. Laith McGregor works with a Bic pen to create some seriously imaginative facial hair drawings. If I had a beard (and I'm glad I don't) I would also want it to be a giant diamond. Then I would be rich and could afford laser hair removal.
PS Check out Laith's work at the Sullivan+Strumpf gallery (Paddington, NSW) from March 30th to April 18th. I encourage you to see it in real life, just make sure to sport a moustache.